Wingnut

A man of many nicknames, Wingnut loves to be the center of attention. A natural jester, he lives for the chance to blow minds with his off-color humor, well-timed jibes, and all-purpose goofiness. These talents, combined with a keen head for business, have allowed him to build an enviable life as a professional surfer. The best part? He doesn’t even have to surf contests.

Robert has a skill set that is rare in the pro surf world. A strong work ethic, a university degree, and a mad desire to live a full life place him outside the ranks. Throughout his ascendancy, he’s made a favorable impression on just about everyone he’s dealt with. Friends and competitors alike bow before his energy; Wingnut has the capacity to make a so-so day memorable…